Awards and Achievements

Some awards and citations were given me while employed at Depot. These are shown here as proof I was a more than average employees. Some of the somber topics covered may indicate this author is nothing more than a disgruntled ex employee. Yes I am all of that but at the same time telling the truth is not disgruntled nor unkind. I take no pleasure in reciting fact and truth. Perhaps a form of release and pleasing therapy. Of that I plead more than guilty.

Exhibit 1 Cashier of the Month awarded to me. Includes a photo and a coupon to buy stuff made in Red China all too often by Uighurs on the way to organ harvesting.

Exhibit 2 April (FES) provided me these items as a reward for my excellent service and reliability,

Exhibit 3 Bravo awards are simply written attaboys posted on a board by the cash registers.

Exhibit 4 Bravo Award signed by the Bean Counter. He was admitted to the emergency room not long after or so it is my understanding.

Exhibit 5 Bronze Award given to a part time employee within the first three years of duty is deemed an unusual achievement. The bean Counter did gag over having to sign off on this one.

Exhibit 6 Note and citation during Appreciation Month. Interesting she chose the phrase I gave her in the May 3 meeting the year earlier. Yes I did have her back. Always.

Exhibit 7 Another Bravo award for helping keep everyone moving forward with humor.

Exhibit 8 Depot apparently does not bother with employee evaluations. This is the only one ever done such as it is, in three and a quarter years.

Exhibit 9 Thank you letter from Management for baking 1500 or so Christmas cookies.

Exhibit 10 A runaway customer standing on drywall. Employees like to demonstrate as well. Maybe not an award but it is surely funny!

Exhibit 11 Commendation and patch received for customer service. Bean Counter signed it too. It is my understanding he wretched for an hour but that is just rumor.

Exhibit 12 Commendation note for making store money. Form letter as usual. Signed by Bean Counter.

Exhibit 13 Christy as FES commendation note

Exhibits 14 – 16 Bean Counter annual note same words each year.

Exhibit 17 Notice and candy for work. What’s next beads?

Exhibit 18 Bronze award. Rarely given to a part time employee. Signed by Josh. Attended therapy to do it or so the rumor flies.

Exhibit 19 Another commendation letter from Christy as FES.

There is an old saying you can’t fix stupid and there are many reasons that Depot and the Bean Counter are far from intelligent.